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[csberry]

My attendance at a wedding today reiterated a truth about me...

Bodice + Satin = Horny Cory

However, afterwards my wife reminded me of another truth...

Recovering Baby + Kicking Fetus = Nonhorny Wife

Leading to the third truth...

Horny Cory + Nonhorny Wife = Sore Right Hand :(

Comments

[ex-allenb.livejournal.com]

Welp, that explodes yet another myth about Marriage for me. Darn. I'd say I'm here for ya ... but I'm not comfortable with that. Um ... so good luck!

[csberry.livejournal.com]

You may "get your milk for free" in a marriage, but that doesn't necessarily mean that milk is always in stock. ;)

[here2bsilly.livejournal.com]

I've always wondered this about men.
Do they grow up thinking "some day, I want to get married, I want the big wedding with the bride in white, yada yada yada." or do they think "yeah, I want to be married, but I'd rather fly to vegas and get it done there."

Are men as psyched about weddings as women?

[csberry.livejournal.com]

I think guys just want to survive the wedding ceremony (many a Catholic guy has dreaded marrying a devoted Catholic woman and having to make it thru the 60-90 minute ceremony). I think men have fantasies of what the bachelor party will be like and what we will do for the honeymoon. Otherwise, we just don't want to suffer thru a cheesy, painful ceremony followed up by a boring/horrifying reception.

So to answer your final question: Are men as psyched about weddings as women?
No.

[here2bsilly.livejournal.com]

that's what I thought