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My attendance at a wedding today reiterated a truth about me...

Bodice + Satin = Horny Cory

However, afterwards my wife reminded me of another truth...

Recovering Baby + Kicking Fetus = Nonhorny Wife

Leading to the third truth...

Horny Cory + Nonhorny Wife = Sore Right Hand :(

Date: 2004-10-03 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-allenb.livejournal.com
Welp, that explodes yet another myth about Marriage for me. Darn. I'd say I'm here for ya ... but I'm not comfortable with that. Um ... so good luck!

Date: 2004-10-04 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] here2bsilly.livejournal.com
I've always wondered this about men.
Do they grow up thinking "some day, I want to get married, I want the big wedding with the bride in white, yada yada yada." or do they think "yeah, I want to be married, but I'd rather fly to vegas and get it done there."

Are men as psyched about weddings as women?

Date: 2004-10-04 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] csberry.livejournal.com
You may "get your milk for free" in a marriage, but that doesn't necessarily mean that milk is always in stock. ;)

Date: 2004-10-04 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] csberry.livejournal.com
I think guys just want to survive the wedding ceremony (many a Catholic guy has dreaded marrying a devoted Catholic woman and having to make it thru the 60-90 minute ceremony). I think men have fantasies of what the bachelor party will be like and what we will do for the honeymoon. Otherwise, we just don't want to suffer thru a cheesy, painful ceremony followed up by a boring/horrifying reception.

So to answer your final question: Are men as psyched about weddings as women?
No.

Date: 2004-10-04 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] here2bsilly.livejournal.com
that's what I thought

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