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[csberry]

My attendance at a wedding today reiterated a truth about me...

Bodice + Satin = Horny Cory

However, afterwards my wife reminded me of another truth...

Recovering Baby + Kicking Fetus = Nonhorny Wife

Leading to the third truth...

Horny Cory + Nonhorny Wife = Sore Right Hand :(

Comments

[ex-allenb.livejournal.com]

Welp, that explodes yet another myth about Marriage for me. Darn. I'd say I'm here for ya ... but I'm not comfortable with that. Um ... so good luck!

[csberry.livejournal.com]

You may "get your milk for free" in a marriage, but that doesn't necessarily mean that milk is always in stock. ;)