Wanted: Male Companion for Straight Relationship

[csberry]

Looking for a relationship with another guy...along the lines of Red Foreman and Bob Pinciotti, Jerry Seinfeld and George Castanza, Felix Ungar and Oscar Madison, or (best yet) Jay and Silent Bob. I'm a Gemini, so I can easily fit into either side of these relationship equations.

Minimum requirements:
Married and/or a parent
Lives within 20 minutes of SE Huntsville
Age 25-40
Willing and capable of doing house and yard work (will be reciprocated in kind)

Preferences:
NASCAR fan (I'll even take you to Talladega with me in October!)
Child(ren) age 0-3 years old (for playdate purposes)
Live in SE H'ville
No wignecks!
Attachment parent
Can talk intelligently about one or all of the following directors: Woody Allen, Kevin Smith, Coen Brothers, or Christopher Guest.

Comments

Anderson Cooper rocks my socks....

[miss-monny.livejournal.com]

hi!

what's a wigneck?

Re: Anderson Cooper rocks my socks....

[csberry.livejournal.com]

A wigneck is a combo of wigger + redneck. This would be the white trash guy that listens to country and rap. He blares Insane Clown Posse, Lynard Skynard, and Alan Jackson from his pickup. If you have watched COPS, you've seen a wigneck.

The posterchild of wignecks:



Kid Rock

[ex-allenb.livejournal.com]

Yanno, I was all about it ... up to the point of item one. Ah well.

[csberry.livejournal.com]

I'm all sorts of discriminatory that way...

[peteydaddy.livejournal.com]

Er - the sticking point for me is the 20 minutes to SE Huntsville thing. Maybe with a supersonic jet. If you buy me one, I'm all over it.

[csberry.livejournal.com]

One of these days I'll land the perfect govt contract that will require me to make supersonic trips. I'll use the jet for personal reasons to transport you and others around the U.S. This will, of course, lead to the downfall of "senior administration officials" in whatever White House administration is in office at the time. :)

[holygalaga.livejournal.com]

No wignecks!

i'm glad you've adopted this into your vocabulary

[csberry.livejournal.com]

I've adopted it completely into my vocabulary...to such an extent that I was surprised by the need to define it for miss_monny. I totally forgot that "wigneck" wasn't mainstream yet.