Wanted: Male Companion for Straight Relationship

[csberry]

Looking for a relationship with another guy...along the lines of Red Foreman and Bob Pinciotti, Jerry Seinfeld and George Castanza, Felix Ungar and Oscar Madison, or (best yet) Jay and Silent Bob. I'm a Gemini, so I can easily fit into either side of these relationship equations.

Minimum requirements:
Married and/or a parent
Lives within 20 minutes of SE Huntsville
Age 25-40
Willing and capable of doing house and yard work (will be reciprocated in kind)

Preferences:
NASCAR fan (I'll even take you to Talladega with me in October!)
Child(ren) age 0-3 years old (for playdate purposes)
Live in SE H'ville
No wignecks!
Attachment parent
Can talk intelligently about one or all of the following directors: Woody Allen, Kevin Smith, Coen Brothers, or Christopher Guest.

Comments

[peteydaddy.livejournal.com]

Er - the sticking point for me is the 20 minutes to SE Huntsville thing. Maybe with a supersonic jet. If you buy me one, I'm all over it.

[csberry.livejournal.com]

One of these days I'll land the perfect govt contract that will require me to make supersonic trips. I'll use the jet for personal reasons to transport you and others around the U.S. This will, of course, lead to the downfall of "senior administration officials" in whatever White House administration is in office at the time. :)