Wanted: Male Companion for Straight Relationship

[csberry]

Looking for a relationship with another guy...along the lines of Red Foreman and Bob Pinciotti, Jerry Seinfeld and George Castanza, Felix Ungar and Oscar Madison, or (best yet) Jay and Silent Bob. I'm a Gemini, so I can easily fit into either side of these relationship equations.

Minimum requirements:
Married and/or a parent
Lives within 20 minutes of SE Huntsville
Age 25-40
Willing and capable of doing house and yard work (will be reciprocated in kind)

Preferences:
NASCAR fan (I'll even take you to Talladega with me in October!)
Child(ren) age 0-3 years old (for playdate purposes)
Live in SE H'ville
No wignecks!
Attachment parent
Can talk intelligently about one or all of the following directors: Woody Allen, Kevin Smith, Coen Brothers, or Christopher Guest.

Comments

Anderson Cooper rocks my socks....

[miss-monny.livejournal.com]

hi!

what's a wigneck?

Re: Anderson Cooper rocks my socks....

[csberry.livejournal.com]

A wigneck is a combo of wigger + redneck. This would be the white trash guy that listens to country and rap. He blares Insane Clown Posse, Lynard Skynard, and Alan Jackson from his pickup. If you have watched COPS, you've seen a wigneck.

The posterchild of wignecks:



Kid Rock