Gaza Inn & Suites
Jun. 15th, 2007 07:44 am
Are you an upwardly minded militant looking for someplace to relax between picking off opponents from the surrounding rooftops? Gaza Inn & Suites offers restful bedrooms with shatter-proof windows, ammunition-stocked mini-bars, and complimentary hood laundering. Not only can you catch some welcome sleep here, but our suites make the ideal command center. Kick back and relax on our multi-line phones, broadband internet access (no guarantee on access to outside network), and ample seating for all your officers and support personnel.
Reservations are unnecessary.
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On a tangential note...
Is it masculine to cross your legs knee-over-knee? While I've got wide, birthing hips that allow me to do the full knee-over-knee and wrap my foot around the back of the calf position...I've always known THAT was dainty. I'm sorry, but part of me had to giggle when I saw the hooded, armed fighter reclined while talking on the phone and his legs crossed in such a manner.
It is much more masculine to me to do the ankle/calf-over-knee crossing. That way my nuts have breathing room and minimizes the risk of any squeezing while getting into, maintaining, or getting out of that position.