Gaza Inn & Suites

[csberry]

Are you an upwardly minded militant looking for someplace to relax between picking off opponents from the surrounding rooftops? Gaza Inn & Suites offers restful bedrooms with shatter-proof windows, ammunition-stocked mini-bars, and complimentary hood laundering. Not only can you catch some welcome sleep here, but our suites make the ideal command center. Kick back and relax on our multi-line phones, broadband internet access (no guarantee on access to outside network), and ample seating for all your officers and support personnel.

Reservations are unnecessary.

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On a tangential note...

Is it masculine to cross your legs knee-over-knee? While I've got wide, birthing hips that allow me to do the full knee-over-knee and wrap my foot around the back of the calf position...I've always known THAT was dainty. I'm sorry, but part of me had to giggle when I saw the hooded, armed fighter reclined while talking on the phone and his legs crossed in such a manner.

It is much more masculine to me to do the ankle/calf-over-knee crossing. That way my nuts have breathing room and minimizes the risk of any squeezing while getting into, maintaining, or getting out of that position.

Comments

[chris21718.livejournal.com]

I used to cross my legs knee over knee and wrrap my foot around the bottom of the other leg when I was younger, but I just found that I'm not flexible enough now to wrap my foot around the other leg! People used to say I sat like a girl, starting in 4th grade.

[singinbutterfly.livejournal.com]

I've always thought of it as being unmasculine to cross your legs as such. One interesting note I'd like to make is that I have not been able to completely cross my legs like this easily after gaining so much weight over the years (this having too much fat on my thighs)! One of my goals was to be able to cross my legs like that easily, and I'm getting there! :)

Nessa

[cingulus.livejournal.com]

I learned the knee-cross watching Bill Buckley on Firing Line. He even added the ankle-catch described in the first comment.

I tried that with my friends (junior year) and they all said I was a faggot.

Guess it helps if you're rich and a formidable debater.


I still do it, but only if I'm wearing a suit.


P.S. The testicles problem can be avoided by stealthily tugging your crotch upward before crossing (loose state), or just letting them retreat into your pelvis (cold weather).

[csberry.livejournal.com]

P.S. The testicles problem can be avoided by stealthily tugging your crotch upward before crossing (loose state), or just letting them retreat into your pelvis (cold weather).

I can't do the nuts-resting-on-top position at all. It is far more comfortable for me to have my sack underneath hanging a little (my long legs typically resulting in my knees being higher than my hips when I sit). But I still struggle with the shifting sack and twisting cloth when getting in and out of the position nonetheless.