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[csberry]

1) I am a(n)... dad.
2) My ex-boy/girlfriend was... on a rotating schedule of medications.
3) I'm just a(n)... gigolo (been listening to Dave/Van Halen, lately)
4) Maybe I should...catch a nap.
5) I love...cheese!
6) _________ is/are beautiful...Sunsets
7) Looking for...sleep.
8) I don't understand...the point.
9) I lost my...mind.
10) My boy/girlfriend is...with another man (okay, it's just Nigel)
11) In darkness, I...can actually see pretty well.
12) Why do I...tell everyone things I know they have no interest in hearing/reading?
13) Is there such a thing as...life without masturbation?
14) Do the...hustle!
15) People say I'm...goofy.
16) Love is...a cartoon involving two naked kids.
17) You make me wanna...dance a jig.
18) Somewhere, someone is...getting funky.
19) Is it true that...we are all female when we are first developing in the womb.
20) I will always...second guess my senior prom.
21) Forever is...always just a day away.
22) I never want to...work in the food service industry.

Comments

[ex-allenb.livejournal.com]

Ah jeeze... that's freaky. Maybe the voices told her it wasn't right.

I had a girlfriend who threatened suicide if I broke up with her. 2 mos. after we split up I called her and said: "What's the hold up???"

Now that would be a funny story were it not for the loud BANG! I heard on the other end of the phone. She lived out of state, so I quietly hung up the receiver and NEVER went to that phone booth again!