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[csberry]

1) I am a(n)... dad.
2) My ex-boy/girlfriend was... on a rotating schedule of medications.
3) I'm just a(n)... gigolo (been listening to Dave/Van Halen, lately)
4) Maybe I should...catch a nap.
5) I love...cheese!
6) _________ is/are beautiful...Sunsets
7) Looking for...sleep.
8) I don't understand...the point.
9) I lost my...mind.
10) My boy/girlfriend is...with another man (okay, it's just Nigel)
11) In darkness, I...can actually see pretty well.
12) Why do I...tell everyone things I know they have no interest in hearing/reading?
13) Is there such a thing as...life without masturbation?
14) Do the...hustle!
15) People say I'm...goofy.
16) Love is...a cartoon involving two naked kids.
17) You make me wanna...dance a jig.
18) Somewhere, someone is...getting funky.
19) Is it true that...we are all female when we are first developing in the womb.
20) I will always...second guess my senior prom.
21) Forever is...always just a day away.
22) I never want to...work in the food service industry.

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[ex-allenb.livejournal.com]

2) My ex-boy/girlfriend was... on a rotating schedule of medications.

I found this one particularly interesting. One of mine needed to be.

13) Is there such a thing as...life without masturbation?

Absolutely not. The fact that you're married and this is still an issue convinces me ... but it also makes me sad about the future.

14) Do the...hustle!

Doin' it even as I type this!

[csberry.livejournal.com]

2) I had an amazing knack of dating women on psychotropic medicines. How many girlfriends have you had that you got to visit at a psych ward? I can claim two.

13) The frequency definitely dips. However...if you've been horny all day, she's promised sex that night, and then something happens to prevent the coupling; you gotta take things into your own hands.

[ex-allenb.livejournal.com]

2) I had an amazing knack of dating women on psychotropic medicines. How many girlfriends have you had that you got to visit at a psych ward? I can claim two.

Dang... I always thought my girlfriends were psycho, even said they were, but ... YOU, You had thw whole experience!


13) The frequency definitely dips. However...if you've been horny all day, she's promised sex that night, and then something happens to prevent the coupling; you gotta take things into your own hands.

THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!! IT's JUST NOT FAIR!!!

[csberry.livejournal.com]

My last serious girlfriend before I met JD was manic depressant, borderline-schizophrenic. I was grateful that our relationship was allowed to just dwindle to friendship because I began to wonder after a couple of "episodes" how the hell I would break up with her when things got too much for me to handle. Laura, thankfully, seemed to have little paranoia about me and our relationship.

[ex-allenb.livejournal.com]

Ah jeeze... that's freaky. Maybe the voices told her it wasn't right.

I had a girlfriend who threatened suicide if I broke up with her. 2 mos. after we split up I called her and said: "What's the hold up???"

Now that would be a funny story were it not for the loud BANG! I heard on the other end of the phone. She lived out of state, so I quietly hung up the receiver and NEVER went to that phone booth again!