csberry: (mst3k-beard)
Cory Berry ([personal profile] csberry) wrote2005-04-28 08:02 pm

Tom's New Beard

I read earlier today that Tom Cruise's publicist announced that Tom is officially dating Katie Holmes. She's 26 and he's 42. JD - "That's not that bad really."



In honor of this announcement, please note my new icon.

[identity profile] ex-allenb.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Wait ... you're saying that Katie Holmes is a Fag Hag??? Maybe I should reconsider a few things... NAH.

Great Icon, btw.

[identity profile] csberry.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Granted, having nearly all gay, male friends in college lessened my chances for finding women. I have to say that Fag Hags do make good girlfriends and a very lovely wife!

[identity profile] ex-allenb.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm guessing that sports didn't come up in discussions much, eh?

[identity profile] csberry.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
No, although JD knew that when Sunday rolled around I would be out of pocket from around noon to 4pm because of NASCAR.

It's only until a couple of years ago that I actually watched NFL games outside of the playoff season (she has fantasy football to blame for that).

[identity profile] ex-allenb.livejournal.com 2005-04-30 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
You are TRULY a multi-faceted individual!

[identity profile] peteydaddy.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
What a waste of some great booty.

[identity profile] csberry.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the saddest part to me. I never watched Dawson's Creek or whatever teen drama she used to be on, but a year or so ago I saw some pics of her in Entertainment Weekly that grabbed my attention.

It is so selfish for Tom to remove her from the market! Surely there's a closeted lesbian out there he could date (Condi Rice or Jodie Foster?).

[identity profile] ex-allenb.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
OH man that's funny!

You haven't seen Katie Holmes, until you've seen her in the film: "The Gift." THEN you've seen her ... and her gifts ... and I ain't talking about her acting skills. ahem.

[identity profile] csberry.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I just flipped on the TV a little while ago and saw that "Pieces of April" was on Showtime. Since it has Oliver Platt, I set the Tivo to record the 4:15am showing.

A quick trip to IMDb reminded me that I had seen her in "The Ice Storm" and "Go," although I just barely remember her character in "Go."

[identity profile] deutschetexaner.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That's pretty damn funny.