If I were to cast a new Rocky Horror...

[csberry]

I'm watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show and started wondering who I'd like to see in a new version of the movie. I know some of these folks can sing.

Dr Frank-N-Furter - Hugh Jackman. I would state that John Barrowman (Capt. Jack Harkness) was a close second.
Janet Weiss - Christina Ricci
Brad Majors - Neil Patrick Harris
Riff Raff - Topher Grace
Magenta - Lindsey Lohan
Columbia - Emma Stone
Dr Everett Scott - Paul Giamatti
Rocky - Chris Hemsworth. I know there is someone with big muscles and capable of the blank-eyed dumbness, but this is the best I know. :/
The Criminologist - Alec Baldwin
Eddie - Jack Black

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Comments

You agitator!

[(Anonymous)]

Well, you asked:

Franknfurter: Hugh Jackman?! Ew. No. Let's expand the demographic a bit . . . Javier Bardem. And yes, he can sing.
Janet Weiss: Amy Adams

Here is where things are switched about a bit:

Brad Majors: Topher Grace
Riff Raff: Jack Black
Magenta: Kristin Wiig from SNL
Columbia: Christina Ricci
Dr. Scott: Jonas Hill
The Criminologist: Nathan Lane
Rocky: Paul Cena (hey, all you need to have is muscles and no talent)
Eddie: Bruce Springsteen (he makes my skin crawl, but what the hell)