But will I be able to blow bubbles with it?

[csberry]

Juicy Fruit is going to move you...
Double the pleasure, double the fun...
What should the jingle/pitch for this new gum be?

The softer the gum gets, the harder you get.
The gum you enjoy long after the taste has gone away.
Free stick in each pack of Playmate Trading Cards!
You chew while she blows!

UPDATE:
Viagra Gum - the "hard" candy you can chew

I remember as a kid being told that it took your stomach 7 years to digest gum you swallow. What happens if I swallow the Viagra gum? Seven years of blue balls?

Comments

[auronsgirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but remember what happened with the antacid gum they had?

*crickets chirp*

[csberry.livejournal.com]

But Viagra gum is much cooler than Rolaids gum.

I wouldn't want to be a single woman when this comes out. Imagine this, you go out on a date with a guy and after the meal, he's chewing gum...but didn't offer you any. Do you ask for a piece? Do you get paranoid wondering if it's regular gum or Viagra gum? Do you slap him and make him spit it out?