Brilliant. The sick part of my mind has been waiting for commentary from the news on the number of lives Michael Jackson has touched, but nobody has accidentally gone there yet.
My husband got an email from a co-worker that was sick, wrong, and utterly fantastic.
Jacko wanted to be cremated, but he had so much plastic in his body they couldn't do the job. So Joe Jackson decided to make limited edition Jacko figurines from his remains, because he knew it would make him happy. Little boys all over the world are playing with him.
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Date: 2009-06-30 09:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-01 03:56 am (UTC)Jacko wanted to be cremated, but he had so much plastic in his body they couldn't do the job. So Joe Jackson decided to make limited edition Jacko figurines from his remains, because he knew it would make him happy. Little boys all over the world are playing with him.
See? See? Sick. Wrong. Fantastic!
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Date: 2009-07-01 09:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-01 02:17 am (UTC)