My ass smells like candy!
Feb. 4th, 2008 01:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
csberryI ran out of my Prep H wipes this past weekend and stole the box of Cottonelle for Kids wipes from the boys' bathroom.
Why, oh why are the wipes fruit scented? A stinky ass won't be covered up by a fruity-candy-scented wipe. However, a nice clean ass seems to maintain the sweet smell for a while. Earlier today I was lying on the bed...*sniff, sniff*...is that my ass? As best as I could contort my body...yep. That damned smell was still lingering after a half hour.
Either that or I've got berries growing down there...and not the dingle-kind.
Why, oh why are the wipes fruit scented? A stinky ass won't be covered up by a fruity-candy-scented wipe. However, a nice clean ass seems to maintain the sweet smell for a while. Earlier today I was lying on the bed...*sniff, sniff*...is that my ass? As best as I could contort my body...yep. That damned smell was still lingering after a half hour.
Either that or I've got berries growing down there...and not the dingle-kind.
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Date: 2008-02-05 02:13 am (UTC)