Body Names

Dec. 7th, 2007 08:27 pm
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Lemme introduce you to my named body part. My penis has been named "Chuck" since high school. What do you have named on your body?

Date: 2007-12-08 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] singinbutterfly.livejournal.com
I'm always highly amused at different names for vaginas. A lot of times, I call mine my "hoo hoo". But of course, if I'm talking to a guy about it in a serious flirting fashion (sometimes phone sex... hehe) I'll call it my pussy.

My best friend taught her daughter to call hers her "tooty". I thought that was hysterical when I first heard her say it!

There was a SNL skit once with Jessica Simpson and this old black lady in which Jessica Simpson was the Victoria's Secret saleswoman and the old black lady walked in wearing a muumuu and asked Jessica if she had "anything that could cover her bidness" (business). And Jessica was like "WHAT?" And the old lady said "you know, my coochie, my woodchuck, my taco..." and she goes on and on with various names for a vagina and I just almost fell off the couch laughing so hard. I wish I could find that clip!!!

~Nessa~

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