The John Waters Movie I Want to See

[csberry]

Please go HERE to read a good, informative, and entertaining interview with John Waters.



Dear God,

When someone finally makes a John Waters biopic, please let the following criteria come to reality:

1. I'm still alive and capable of enjoying the movie
2. It isn't a rehash of Ed Wood
3. It is shot entirely in Baltimore
4. He is presented as if a character in one of his own movies

And, if you so allow, My Lord, it would tickle me to no end if a scene is included where the actor playing Divine eats actual dog shit.

Thank you,

Cory