Damn, you, Oxygen Channel!

[csberry]

Secretary is on right now. Nothing else is on, so I can't not watch Maggie Gyllenhaal.



And while Spader's looks still flash me back to his 80's bad boys, his voice during the office scenes is the next best thing to Barry White. I hope JD comes to the bedroom before it's too late.

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[here2bsilly.livejournal.com]

I bought that video... some of that is just... wow

[csberry.livejournal.com]

I was very...impressed...grateful...relieved...that Oxygen cut very little out of the movie. The end of the movie was pretty much uncut other than blurring her nipples and crotch/creative framing. From the moment I flipped to Oxygen, the cringe-worthy TV-edits of Breakfast Club and others made me dread what they had to do to air the movie.

What a relief. Well, a relief on what they edited, but I received no relief last night at all. :(

[here2bsilly.livejournal.com]

time to wake up the wifey and say... "ok, your part of the bargain is this... and it must be done... lest you get a blast from behind without warning"

create whatever scenario you want out of that... I just threw out some words :D

[csberry.livejournal.com]

I haven't been the most subtle guy this week at all requesting sex.

JD's Sentence of the Week: "Honey, no." LOL

The kids are going to her parents' house Saturday and I'm going to pull all the stops to seduce my woman while we have the house to ourselves.

[here2bsilly.livejournal.com]

dang... that sucks LOL.... I had this false idea that married people got it whenever they wanted it LOL... hehe I think I should remain single :D

Good luck this Saturday!!! I'll send up a wish fer ya! :D

The #1 Misconception About Marriage

[csberry.livejournal.com]

I had this false idea that married people got it whenever they wanted it LOL...

Yeah, allenb aired the same surprise once when I mentioned that a wedding doesn't spell the end of self-intimacy. Having someone in bed increases the odds, but it is far from guaranteed. Add in the fact that she's pregnant and her half of the sex-drive equation is horribly out of balance with my side.

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[here2bsilly.livejournal.com]

I thought pregnant women can get pretty randy... another misconception I spose. :D... well, at least you got some a few months ago or she wouldn't even have that bump :D hehe

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[csberry.livejournal.com]

It was horribly frustrating when she was pregnant with our first child and I kept reading about how women tend to be off sex during the first couple of months but there were two other times during pregnancy that the authors said most women were quite randy. I think there were 3 days during that first pregnancy that she actually had positive comments on sex. I really hated those authors for teasing me with such hope.

Nigel's pregnancy was better, but the third one (probably with the assistance of the kid's two brothers) might as well have come with a maternity nun's habit for JD to wear. And, no, not in a fetish sort of way. ;)

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[here2bsilly.livejournal.com]

ask her to buy you one of those rubber women for Christmas.

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[csberry.livejournal.com]

LOL - You mean like the rubber women like I see on Nip/Tuck or Laguna Beach?

I think I'll start cheap with one of those "fleshlights" and work my way up to a full doll. I can't imagine it would be easy for me to inflate, deflate, and store it easily with two kids around the house.