From a dream last night
May. 13th, 2007 09:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
csberryI'm sure glad that babies aren't like groundhogs.
I could see how the greeting card industry and some wicked amalgamation of Junior League/new age moms would turn this into a beautiful event...
BUT there should NOT be a date where the baby emerges its head from the womb, looks around, and either comes out or retreats for 2 more weeks of gestation. Can't you just see the cards and other party paraphernalia at your local Hallmark Card shop in your mind? Imagine all the millions of couples a year that suffer through having their child decide to return to the womb. What if some babies would retreat more than once?
No, really, this wasn't a nightmare I had; just a funny dream that took a very surrealist bend here and there.
I could see how the greeting card industry and some wicked amalgamation of Junior League/new age moms would turn this into a beautiful event...
BUT there should NOT be a date where the baby emerges its head from the womb, looks around, and either comes out or retreats for 2 more weeks of gestation. Can't you just see the cards and other party paraphernalia at your local Hallmark Card shop in your mind? Imagine all the millions of couples a year that suffer through having their child decide to return to the womb. What if some babies would retreat more than once?
No, really, this wasn't a nightmare I had; just a funny dream that took a very surrealist bend here and there.
