From "Texts from Last Night"

they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

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Unintentional Airplane Reference

I was shopping at a local fireworks trailer. I couldn't find my favorite type of fireworks there. I try to describe the fireworks to the owner. He's not entirely sure, so I then say:

"It looks like a big Tylenol...with wings."

I realized what I was saying as it was coming out of my mouth. Well, in all honesty, it does look like a big Tylenol with wings!