A Prayer for Kanye
Feb. 10th, 2006 09:07 amDear Creator,
Please forgive us mortals for our ignorance - for we know not what we do. Those that are wise have decided not to embrace your new prophet but to slur him instead. We pitiful creatures of clay fail to recognize the divinity of Kanye West. Please have mercy upon our wretched bodies and feeble souls. One day we will listen to you and let your words guide our hands while we write a new Bible that will include Kanye West. But we are too meek to look upon him and our fear prevents us - especially us white folks - from putting this blessed black man on the proper pedestal. Even the leader of our country smites him and all other black men from the country in a wasted attempt (similar to that by Pharaoh and King Herod) to kill out all males of his kind to keep Kanye from rising to lead all of humanity.

Have mercy upon us, Kanye! How could we doubt your words?
Please forgive us mortals for our ignorance - for we know not what we do. Those that are wise have decided not to embrace your new prophet but to slur him instead. We pitiful creatures of clay fail to recognize the divinity of Kanye West. Please have mercy upon our wretched bodies and feeble souls. One day we will listen to you and let your words guide our hands while we write a new Bible that will include Kanye West. But we are too meek to look upon him and our fear prevents us - especially us white folks - from putting this blessed black man on the proper pedestal. Even the leader of our country smites him and all other black men from the country in a wasted attempt (similar to that by Pharaoh and King Herod) to kill out all males of his kind to keep Kanye from rising to lead all of humanity.

Have mercy upon us, Kanye! How could we doubt your words?