Bright Eyes is Dull

One of the critics' darlings over the past few years has been Bright Eyes. I had listened to a few of his tracks that my brother gave me a couple of years ago and was unimpressed. I watched Austin City Limits with Wilco and Bright Eyes last night...That booger just annoyed the ever-loving-fuck out of me! I appreciate me some indie folk on occasion, but he was like every coffeehouse folkie stereotype in one person. "Oh, I'm so precious and witty, but I can show my angst too." Kudos on his songwriting at an early age and such, but I just don't understand the hype for this guy.

Anyone carry used condoms on them?

I've pondered this for 20 years...

Prince - "Little Red Corvette"
U had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

Why the hell does someone have used condoms in their pocket? Opened wrappers is the image I've clung to all these years.