Wanted: Male Companion for Straight Relationship

Looking for a relationship with another guy...along the lines of Red Foreman and Bob Pinciotti, Jerry Seinfeld and George Castanza, Felix Ungar and Oscar Madison, or (best yet) Jay and Silent Bob. I'm a Gemini, so I can easily fit into either side of these relationship equations.

Minimum requirements:
Married and/or a parent
Lives within 20 minutes of SE Huntsville
Age 25-40
Willing and capable of doing house and yard work (will be reciprocated in kind)

Preferences:
NASCAR fan (I'll even take you to Talladega with me in October!)
Child(ren) age 0-3 years old (for playdate purposes)
Live in SE H'ville
No wignecks!
Attachment parent
Can talk intelligently about one or all of the following directors: Woody Allen, Kevin Smith, Coen Brothers, or Christopher Guest.

But if I WERE gay...

I'd want...



Anderson Cooper!

When I used to get up at 2:30am (which followed the college and post-college years of going to sleep at 2:30am), I would watch ABC's World News Now overnight news program. Anderson was on there for a while. He was soooo nice to wake up to in the morning.

After he had done The Mole, we had him on the show for an interview in St. Louis. Anderson was so witty, sharp, and sweet. During the interview, he reveals that he's actually calling from across the Mississippi - about 20 miles into Illinois. He said he was visiting an old friend that he saw often. An invitation was extended to him to guest host one morning when he came to town next. I was shocked as all hell when he had his publicist call us a few months later. He was coming back to town and wanted to join us for two of our four hours (the last two, of course).

He was a delight to be around. Nice, down-to-earth, intelligent, and VERY easy on the eyes. I wish that I had saved a copy of that show.