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Two lines mean I'm going to have my hands full, right?

JD did the math and it looks like the due date is Dec 18. My dad is cheering for an early delivery like Calvin (his b-day is 12/1).

We are naming him/her "Froggy" while in the womb. Calling Calvin "Ducky" did such wonders in getting duck themed items in gender-neutral colors that "Froggy" was a pretty easy pick.

JD's decided to again skip the hospital and deliver at a "birth center" just over the border in Ardmore, TN. Apparently Alabama makes assisted home births illegal and there are obstacles to having birth centers in the state. Thankfully, Ardmore is only 45 minutes away and is a straight shot from Huntsville.

For those of you around for the first pregnancy, JD has flipped from "horny wife" to "emotional stick in the mud." She's tired all the time and VERY snippy. The "play around teasing husband" has thus been put away into the attic for the next 9 months or so.

Britney's New Video - WTF!?

I have Tivo grab Insomniac Music Theatre off of VH1 overnights (it plays more AAA leaning pop than VH1 might usually...when they show videos, at least). Typically I FF through the 3 hours, only to stop for videos I don't recognize or want to see. I had to stop for Britney's new one.

Britney is the tortured celebrity w/ boyfriend Stephen Dorff. They ride unhappily in a limo, deal w/ photographers and fans, he rips up some tabloids, they fight in the way to their hotel room, they throw stuff in the room, she hops into a full tub, finds blood on her head, and slowly sinks underwater.

Now this is where things start to get really fucked up.

Apparently she is now an angel and we see her body being found by the boyfriend and taken to the hospital. They try to revive her, but...a baby is born instead.

So did she die and her soul is now in this newborn?

BUT then we see Britney wake up in the tub and get out.

WTF!