Political Slogan Brainstorming

[csberry]

I decided this morning to go to my Scout troop's Halloween party as a politician. I will be wearing the usual campaign attire: khakis, blue button-up with the top button undone, and my US Congress tie. To add to the "costume," I'm going to make a bunch of faux election fliers. I plan on being nonpartisan and will only tell people that I am "running for office." I won't disclose a position, only that I deserve to "be in office." If anyone has any slogan suggestions to add, please comment!

Here's what I came up, so far:
• …because you have to pick someone!
• How hard could the job be?
• I’m for everything you like about my rival and against everything you don’t like about my rival.
• A vote for Berry is a vote for an American!

Comments

[blanketass69.livejournal.com]

hehe. i'd vote for ya!

[singinbutterfly.livejournal.com]

I chucked at "How hard could the job be?" :) That's a good one.

~Vanessa~

[peteydaddy.livejournal.com]

You have to target the special interests:

Vote for Berry - The only pages he touches are in books.

Vote for Berry - God will strike you down if you don't.

Berry's your man - and that's no macaca!

Or simply:

Pick Berry!