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[csberry]

Previously seen in wc_helmets's journal.

<tr><td align="right" bgcolor="#b0e0e6" valign="top">Cliffhanger Traits and Tendencies</td><td align="top" bgcolor="#b0e0e6">
On the surface, the Cliffhanger might seem like an angry pose, the aftermath of a heated argument or years of misunderstanding. Really the pose is an elegant expression of two people in sublime agreement about the supremacy of personal comfort. Both parties believe that when it comes to getting a good night's sleep, the sides of the bed are its most prime real estate, and both are practical enough to recognize that the only way for everyone to get the best of the bed is to split up.</td></tr><tr><td align="right" bgcolor="#b0e0e6" valign="top">
Comfort Zone</td><td align="top" bgcolor="#b0e0e6">
The Cliffhanger is a Sea Sleeper pose. Other Sea poses a Cliffhanger might try include The Bubble Blower and Sixth Posture of the Perfumed Forest.</td></tr><tr><td align="right" bgcolor="#b0e0e6" valign="top">
Point of Interest</td><td bgcolor="#b0e0e6" valign="top">
The Cliffhanger pose is the ideal arrangement for couples sharing the bed with an infant or injured animal, with the safety frame of soft humanity that they create together providing a natural "crib bumper."</td></tr>
Find your own pose!

Considering the questions, I'm shocked that it came up with our preferred (non-sexual) position in bed. I'm a hot sleeper and have to have flood plains of cool sheets around me. Nothing is more uncomfortable than spooning for more than 3-5 minutes. Also, my RLS has resulted in my sleeping partner getting kicked in the middle of the night when I've had to sleep close.

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Most quizes are so transparent but this one was particularly random in the questions. If there is a methodology for determining the sleeping pose based on the questions, it's purely scattalogical.