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[csberry]

I've been dealing with 'roids again. So that's a lovely itch.

Add to that ant bites on my feet from the playground.

Add to that the mosquito bites on my arm from my parents' backyard.

Add to that the itch from my scruffy, unshaven face.

My RLS has been acting up this week, so I get the twitches from that while reclined. Those other itches are amplified by this.

Finally, multiply that 'roid pain...here's the painful part...by the product I tried at the beginning of the weekend that has given me a lovely stinging rash all in my butt crack!

I've been a ball of pain and itch since early Sunday morning. The tub is the only place where the constant stream of sensory information calms down (especially that bad rash). Alas, as some of you can appreciate, my 6+ foot body does not fit into a standard tub. Even when sitting up straight, my thighs are thick enough that the top of them doesn't get covered (primarily thanks to the overflow drain - gotta get one of those covers again at Bed Bath and Beyond).

If my misery continues, I'm sneaking over to the in-law's new house and hijacking their big tub!