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Cory Berry ([personal profile] csberry) wrote2005-06-20 08:27 pm

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Self-help quotes from chain-letter spam I got today:

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

[identity profile] ex-allenb.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
* I guess I should get rid of that copy of "Lady Chatterly's Lover"

* Yanno, you're that ... yeah. That kinda guy.

* Seriously dude, learn from my example. If you're offered the choice between doing what I do for a living and starving to death? Choose starvation. It's a lot better that way.