The Face of Satan

[csberry]

And how she's going to keep CNN from becoming a respected news agency again.

P.S. - If you liked Maroon 5's first single but freaked out when they turned out to be 100% cheesy-pop since...give John Butler Trio's "Zebra" a listen.

Comments

[jayfo.livejournal.com]

I think she needs to get laid.

She probably hasn't had sex since her fiance died in the 1970s

[csberry.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be suprised if she's left a long series of expended vibrators in her path. I'd be too scared to try to stick anything in her for fear of teeth! The woman is an evil, manipulative fuck spreading her brain-decaying disease to the viewing public.

[jayfo.livejournal.com]

She works for CNN, right?

[csberry.livejournal.com]

She's got 2 1/2 avenues for shrinking the world's brains: her own shows on Court TV and CNN Headline News (at prime time) as well as guest host for Larry King on occasion.

[ex-allenb.livejournal.com]

so what you're saying is you don't like her?

[otopico.livejournal.com]

i have left things in toilets with more character than her.

[holygalaga.livejournal.com]

Sunday Morning wasn't that bad of a single. i totally hated that fucking She Will Be Loved track though.

oh my gosh guilty pleasure!

[csberry.livejournal.com]

Maroon 5 grabbed me with that first single and has completely dashed my hopes with pretty good pop songs that did absolutely nothing for me. I'm glad they're in the top 40 taking the spot that might otherwise be occupied by American Idol inspired crap.

[fettman.livejournal.com]

when was CNN a respectable news source?

[csberry.livejournal.com]

CNN really hit their stride in the late 80's and their zenith was probably coverage of the Persian Gulf War during 41's term. Say what you will about bias, they did quality work once upon a time.

[ex-allenb.livejournal.com]

Funny ... I always thought Satan would be taller. With a tan.

[csberry.livejournal.com]

Her foundation covers her charred skin and she's quite tall in her high-heeled boots.