Troy Review

[csberry]

If you have EVER had any sort of fantasy that involved Brad Pitt, you must go see "Troy." Although he has never done much for me, I could help but want to touch that sweaty, sculpted bod on the big screen this afternoon.

I pity the students that go see this movie (or rent it on DVD in future years) rather than read "The Iliad," because they are going to fail their test. Put all knowledge from your freshman English class into the trash. This movie is a Harlequin romance novel with incredible battle scenes to keep the men happy.

Comments

[auronsgirl.livejournal.com]

Brad Pitt? Meh. Never did much for me.

If I ever see it, I'll spend my time arguing with the movie. "No! Nonononono! That's wrong!" and the like.

[chris21718.livejournal.com]

I liked the movie, but it's not the kind of movie I want to see in its entirety again until I show it on DVD to friends for a movie get-together or something.

[csberry.livejournal.com]

The 2h45m movie would be too much for you to withstand if you have any memories of how the story should go.

Troy is purely for escapism.