As a youth, I would have responded to this entry with either Ray Steven's "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" or a "Weird Al" song. In high school and college, I would have put a They Might Be Giants song here. But, now, I instantly think of Belle & Sebastian's "Step into My Office, Baby." Both the song and video are quite witty, cheeky fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMBTUYZeHPk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMBTUYZeHPk