Turnip Greens

I'm a good Southern boy and will eat turnip greens when they are prepared. Sometimes I really like them and sometimes I just focus on the taste of the pepper sauce I poured on them. JD made a batch of greens the other night that were so good that I'm actually eating the leftovers today. MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm...

Parental Capabilities

Calvin (playing Wii, hollers): MOM!

Me (5 feet away @ the fireplace): What do you need, Calvin? I'm right here.

Calvin: Only Mom can do what I need.

Me: What? Lactate? Give birth?

Calvin: It's classified.

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