But what if the Decepticons have aligned with Al Qaeda???

My mom reminded me about some TSA regs about liquids in carry-on luggage in prep for our trip to D.C. in a couple of weekends. Since this will be Calvin's first flight, I decided to take a look at TSA's list of allowable/forbidden items just to ensure I didn't pack something for the boy that is verboten. I laughed so hard I choked when I saw the following item on the TSA list: