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Smartassed Tutorial
May. 7th, 2008 11:07 amOkay, I'm still going through GIMP tutorials (it's been a bitch finding one that matches my version - too many times I've been part way through doing something and get to instructions that don't jibe with what I have). I'm scanning through the first few sections to see if there's anything I notice that differs from the versions I've already read when I had to stop and laugh.
This is from the section on how to do straight lines:
This tutorial shows you how you can do straight lines with GIMP, using a feature called the Shift Key...(pictures of keyboard w/ Shift key circled, same with a mouse with its buttons circled)...The invention called the typewriter introduced the Shift Key. You generally have 2 of them on your keyboard. They look something like the picture on the left. They are located on the left and right sides of your keyboard. The other invention, called the Mouse, was invented by Douglas C. Engelbart in 1970. These come in different varieties, but always have at least one button located on them. They are located on your desk, or sometimes on a mouse pad.
This is from the section on how to do straight lines:
This tutorial shows you how you can do straight lines with GIMP, using a feature called the Shift Key...(pictures of keyboard w/ Shift key circled, same with a mouse with its buttons circled)...The invention called the typewriter introduced the Shift Key. You generally have 2 of them on your keyboard. They look something like the picture on the left. They are located on the left and right sides of your keyboard. The other invention, called the Mouse, was invented by Douglas C. Engelbart in 1970. These come in different varieties, but always have at least one button located on them. They are located on your desk, or sometimes on a mouse pad.
