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Does Pissing Position Determine Sex?
Apr. 10th, 2007 04:04 pmSince JD's VERY sick with Monkey each morning, she did an extremely thorough job of cleaning the master bath two weekends ago. As a courtesy to her and the spic-n-span bathroom, I declared that I would sit to pee when in the master bath.
I've discussed this technique before.
During a particularly ponytail-sensitive guy phase in college, I tried to make it a habit of sitting down unless in a public bathroom. The experiment MAY have lasted a couple of months at the most.
When I bought my house, my dad had 3 words of advice. One of them I've completely forgotten (I think because it wasn't particularly insightful), another was to always sweep debris from the doors to the house more than 6 feet away to keep the carpet clean, and the third was that he does and suggested that I always pee sitting down when at home. I tried it again at the time...for maybe a few days.
Now I've gone a week and a half and have consistently sat down when peeing in the master bath. I found myself shifting to the "public" bathroom in our house only a few times for the privilege of standing up while urinating.
Despite the feminization of my pissing, the only real problem that I have had is getting that last drop out safely. I don't know if it's the sitting position or what, but I can't seem to shake my willy, wiggle it around, or dab w/ TP to get that last drop. More times than not, right as I go past the squat position and my penis crosses the seat threshold on the way to the ascending pants...*drip*
I guess cleaning up the dot of pee is better than the roll of the dice of post-coital or overnight peeing, but the rest of the time I'm mighty tempted to break my new policy. I think I'll focus on praying that JD gets over this morning sickness ASAP.
I've discussed this technique before.
During a particularly ponytail-sensitive guy phase in college, I tried to make it a habit of sitting down unless in a public bathroom. The experiment MAY have lasted a couple of months at the most.
When I bought my house, my dad had 3 words of advice. One of them I've completely forgotten (I think because it wasn't particularly insightful), another was to always sweep debris from the doors to the house more than 6 feet away to keep the carpet clean, and the third was that he does and suggested that I always pee sitting down when at home. I tried it again at the time...for maybe a few days.
Now I've gone a week and a half and have consistently sat down when peeing in the master bath. I found myself shifting to the "public" bathroom in our house only a few times for the privilege of standing up while urinating.
Despite the feminization of my pissing, the only real problem that I have had is getting that last drop out safely. I don't know if it's the sitting position or what, but I can't seem to shake my willy, wiggle it around, or dab w/ TP to get that last drop. More times than not, right as I go past the squat position and my penis crosses the seat threshold on the way to the ascending pants...*drip*
I guess cleaning up the dot of pee is better than the roll of the dice of post-coital or overnight peeing, but the rest of the time I'm mighty tempted to break my new policy. I think I'll focus on praying that JD gets over this morning sickness ASAP.
