The Weekend that Trashy TV Died?

Wow! I popped on CNN to get a quick look of headlines and several people that are characters or orchestrators of bad television (from entertainment to "news") have died:

First, Aaron Spelling - creator of some of the worst crap to appear on TV (w/o the MST3K treatment)!
Then I read that Patsy Ramsey (bitch, stage mom that pimped out her daughter) died of ovarian cancer!
AND...Anna Nicole Smith's rival to the booty from her old man has died!

I bet that



OJ Simpson



David Hasselhoff



and Ted McGinley are scared like hell right now!