Troy Review

If you have EVER had any sort of fantasy that involved Brad Pitt, you must go see "Troy." Although he has never done much for me, I could help but want to touch that sweaty, sculpted bod on the big screen this afternoon.

I pity the students that go see this movie (or rent it on DVD in future years) rather than read "The Iliad," because they are going to fail their test. Put all knowledge from your freshman English class into the trash. This movie is a Harlequin romance novel with incredible battle scenes to keep the men happy.