But will I be able to blow bubbles with it?

Juicy Fruit is going to move you...
Double the pleasure, double the fun...
What should the jingle/pitch for this new gum be?

The softer the gum gets, the harder you get.
The gum you enjoy long after the taste has gone away.
Free stick in each pack of Playmate Trading Cards!
You chew while she blows!

UPDATE:
Viagra Gum - the "hard" candy you can chew

I remember as a kid being told that it took your stomach 7 years to digest gum you swallow. What happens if I swallow the Viagra gum? Seven years of blue balls?

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Barbie and Ken split up!!!

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yakdog was right. Here I go spreading the LJ quiz infection...



Your Type
Your physical "type" refers to women you find appealing and whom you expect would find you attractive as well. In the test, you picked about the same number of women as attractive as most men who take the test. However, whom you chose was unique.

The choices you made in the test suggest you have strong, automatic preferences for certain types of women. You made your choices quickly suggesting you have clear physical instincts. A variety of features stood out as important to you. This report explores these features in detail. To start, look at the list of features below that were most common among the women you liked. These "turn ons" were noted in different combinations across many of your choices.

Favorite Looks
Women with a "Wholesome Beauty" were especially popular with you. Part "girl next door" and part "Hippie Chick," these women don't need to hide behind a lot of makeup or "big hair." They have a very healthy look with beautiful, glowing skin, and well-balanced features. Their wide smiles and innocent expressions make them seem approachable, and you may not even notice how lovely they are until you get up close. Still, someone's noticing, since 1 in 3 men (29%) are drawn to this "all natural" look.

You also seem to have a thing for "Fiery Redheads." Although pretty rare, this type caught your eye in the photo test. Their deep (even auburn) red hair frames their beautiful, fair skin. You probably even have an appreciation for freckles! As the name suggests, this type tends to convey a sense of energy and confidence that you have to be around. Maybe that's why 1 in 3 men (29%) find these redheads very appealing.

Favorite Face Type
Faces known scientifically as "Ecto-Mesomorphs" repeatedly caught your eye. Women express this type in two ways. One version has a rectangular face shape that is long and narrow. The other type's face shape is often compared to a diamond or a heart, because it is wide at the cheeks and then has a sharply angled jaw. Ecto-Mesomorph women have either delicate pointed chins or chins that are slightly squared-off or rounded at the base. This "classic" face type is one of the most idealized for women and can be found on most movie and music idols. These women also tend to have lean, but shapely, builds when they're young. About 57% of other men especially prefer women with this face type.