I'm sorry, but if anyone just walked up to me and mentioned "Dustin Diamond," I'd probably (mistakenly, of course) debate whether or not that was Marky Mark's character's name in Boogie Nights. For those of us that never watched "Saved By the Bell," we need the assistance of a parenthesized character name. ;)
I hope you are not purchasing his sex tape in his effort to save his house. You have to be morbidly curious or inappropriately fond of his character, Screech, to do that. *looks at fettman oddly* You sure you aren't going to buy it? LOL
As for the competition, I think it would be a toss-up based on one factor: Gollum w/ his precious - DD wins Gollum desperate for his precious - Gollum wins
Dustin Diamond (Screech) vs. Gollum 
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Date: 2006-10-05 04:50 pm (UTC)My vote is for Gollum.
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Date: 2006-10-05 05:37 pm (UTC)I hope you are not purchasing his sex tape in his effort to save his house. You have to be morbidly curious or inappropriately fond of his character, Screech, to do that. *looks at
As for the competition, I think it would be a toss-up based on one factor:
Gollum w/ his precious - DD wins
Gollum desperate for his precious - Gollum wins