OK, put down the coffee and back away slowly. Put on ELO's "Mr. Blue Sky" and repeat useage until things start to look a bit sunnier.

Not that it will protect you from the horrible truth, but it might make you feel a little better.

What do gorillas do all day???? Oh for heaven's sake! How could they not know that they train, clean their weapons, plan ambushes, and do hit and run attacks. Sheesh!